Monday, September 21, 2009

According to my rules, you can't say anything negative about blacks in politics

I'm defending the president and his agenda, not on its merits, but solely against people who just don't like the color of his skin.

The conservatives never say to me

The "conservatives" accept my premises, move in orbit around me, and cannot imagine really challenging liberalism.

I'm concerned about giving myself warm and fuzzy feelings about doing what I believe is the right thing

I do not care about Spanish people.

Friday, September 18, 2009

I tend to pass blame along to the victims of crime

"Social justice", is a codeword for government theft from those that have worked hard for their money, to those that don't deserve a damn dime of that same money.

Monday, September 7, 2009

Revolution comes from above

I never admitted -- far less apologized for -- the fact that the Soviet Empire engaged in the most brutal imperialism.

To understand my grotesque hypocrisy you must view it from the perspective of my religion of socialism

I view abortion and sexual promiscuity as social weapons to destroy the Judeo-Christian moral foundations of our constitutional government, opening the way for full socialization of the economy.

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Forced health care is necessary

I've been known to say and do just about anything in order to deceive, exaggerate and plain old lie my way into getting the American people to fall into my legislative traps. Nothing is beneath me when it comes to pushing legislation through Congress in order to further my socialist agenda especially since Barack Obama took office.

I'm totalitarian in nature

I'm narrow minded and have a set of predetermined beliefs that don't allow me to change. I suffer from tunnel vision and can't think outside the box.

Rationing death panels

I've decided to forgo reasoned debate to engage in one of my favorite pastimes: creating semantic bedlam.