I hate any kind of individualism

I object to your having your own house and a backyard.

Americans are living too long to suit me

Most human life has no intrinsic value to me. Correct spelling of Schaivo's name. Keep to post later today or Sunday.

Everybody hates me 'cuz I don't believe in God

What primarily seems to motivate me isn't rationalism but anger the Bible contains apparent contradictions.

This question drives conservatives crazy

What has happened to my instinct for survival? How can I fail to understand that by undermining my country's traditions and defenses I threaten not only the liberty and security of Americans in general but of myself in particular?

Nobodybut me is allowed to hate anything

My anger becomes more pressurized, hotter, steamier, ripe, rancid, sweating, oozing.

I hope Rush Limbaugh's kidneys fail

Imagine if a comedian "joked" that Obama was a terrorist who was guilty of treason and should be tortured and allowed to die. Just imagine!

Why I disgust conservatives

I'm the type of fungus that turns oppositional politics into a pathetic grade school food fight.

Nasty!

The closer the Democrats get to total power, the nastier I have become. Because the ruling Democrats have tilted too far left, I'm out on a mission of distraction, trying to prove that everyone else is too far to the right.

I have a pretty permissive attitude tward honor killings

More than my crackdown on Christianity and freedom of speech, the true danger to the America we have known is my openness to sharia (Islamic) law.

Intellectual freedom is more important than protecting children from rape

My mission to promote intellectual freedom almost always trumps my responsibility to protect children from pedophiles.