I'm terrified of finding out Limbaugh makes more sense than I do

Not listening to Rush Limbaugh's show makes me a lowdown, yellow-bellied, lily-livered intellectual coward.

I hate freedom, not war

I don't want the women and children of Iraq to have the same freedoms as I do here in America.

I prefer evil

I don't acknowledge a difference between good end evil because I recognize doing so is evil and not good, which makes me invariably favor evil over good.

Or something.

I love cop kllers

OK, I've said it. No more nuance. I love them.

Universal healthcare solves more than one problem

I'm planning on exterminating useless old people by rationing or withholding health care to the elderly.

About me and the Islamists

Islamsts and I disagree about homosexuality, but beyond that, our goal for America is the same: the destruction of our way of life.

Hitler, Stalin and Pol Pot agree

Third party political groups and independents are actually militia members (political terrorists). That's why I have to take away freedom of speech and religion and the right to bear arms.

The dictionary is written by some liberal person

Sure enough was, that was me injecting bias into the dictionary.

Don't hold mass murders accountable, it's my fault

I drive people to go on killing sprees.

Now that I have power, I can destroy everything! W00t!

Now that I've seized power through corrupt interference with the political process, I'll never give it up. It is entirely possible that we will never see the end of my current Marxist regime.

I'll continue to destroy our country because — as a committed Marxist — it's my duty to do so.

How to make a communist socialist government

What do you get when you have 30 years of educating children using teachers that one have one view point: left? What do you get when those same children graduate with such poor reading skills that they hate to read or watch the news? What do you get when you encourage those same adults to spend all their free time playing video games, drinking or watching TV, but not the news? What do you get when those same adults make more money on welfare or unemployment?

Me!

Duh, I'm an America-Hater!

I mean, duh!

Is this too emasculating?

I'm more concerned about enforcing laws prohibiting the purchase of beer by 18 year-olds than putting people to work.

Hey you wth the hedge shears!

I've slickly packaged myself as a loving, tolerant, do-gooder seeking only to make your life easier and more secure, but in realty I want to control how you groom your lawn and whether or not you can fly a US flag.