Wednesday, April 1, 2009

I'm a modern-day Baal worshiper

My liberalism is largely a sanitized retread of ritualistic Baal worship: Adults would gather around the altar of Baal. Infants would then be burned alive as a sacrificial offering to the deity. Amid horrific screams and the stench of charred human flesh, congregants - men and women alike - would engage in bisexual orgies. The ritual of convenience was intended to produce economic prosperity by prompting Baal to bring rain for the fertility of "mother earth."

I talk about the same kind of hope, action and change as the Baalist Canaanites of old.


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