Thursday, July 31, 2008

Food stamps for thee, but not for me

Note to self: My socialist ass risks great harm if I cut off a socialist hating right-winger's food stamps.

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Everything I know about guns is wrong

I watch doctored videos by anti-gun non-profits and police groups that misrepresent semi-automatic firearms as machine guns. I buy into into stereotypes promoted by the mainstream media, which portray gun owners as single-toothed, beer swilling rednecks who wear fatigues or plaid shirts and crossed bandoleers.

Tuesday, July 29, 2008


My attempt to portray my advocacy of unconditional Israeli negotiations with Iran and Hamas, unconditional Israeli territorial concessions, the Palestinian "right of return," (among other extreme positions) as having any truck within the mainstream of Jewish, American or Israeli opinion, while also having the gall to allege that anyone remotely to their right is an extremist, is something that psychologists call "projection".

Monday, July 28, 2008

What to do about these vehicles cramping my agenda

My attacks on the Hummer, Pickup, RV and SUV are excellent examples of my desire for uniform mediocrity in the populace.

In my model, anything that reinforces excellence, individuality or productivity is counter productive.

I brand RV owners as slugs because they don't kiss my rear-end. I hate SUVs because they provide a way for owners to avoid crap grade Socialist public transportation.

Friday, July 25, 2008

Love our enemies ... and animals

I'm bleeding off more and more of our earnings to distribute among our enemies, so that our enemies may be made strong. I've corrupted an entire generation, encouraged sex between minors, sex between non-married adults, sex between homos and even sex between humans and animals.

Thursday, July 24, 2008

I have blacks right where I want them

Blacks have become so ingrained in my leftist cult of self-hatred and death that they kill each other in large numbers, exploit one another, make excuses for their poor behavior, lash out against "snitches" who turn in criminals, regard educated successful blacks as "sell-outs" and "Uncle Toms" and insult each other with the most vile of terms which can be used against them.

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

We liberals augment envy, reinforce perceptions of victimization and do a whole bunch of other twisted stuff

Harnassing strikingly irrational beliefs and emotions, we liberals relentlessly undermine the most important principles on which our freedoms were founded. Like spoiled, angry children, we rebel against the normal responsibilities of adulthood and demand that a parental government meet our needs from cradle to grave.

My agenda preys on weakness and feelings of inferiority in the population by creating and reinforcing perceptions of victimization; satisfying infantile claims to entitlement, indulgence and compensation; augmenting primitive feelings of envy; rejecting the sovereignty of the individual and subordinating him to the will of the government.

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

When science is the enemy it must be suppressed or destroyed

I make every effort to suppress the scientific fact that Africans are a less intellectually capable species than Homo Sapiens.

Monday, July 21, 2008

Destroy all Children! Destroy!

We are drowning in kids. Kids emit pollution and consume resources everywhere - on the playground and in the crib. These kids will grow up to deplete Earth of all its resources. Children are not a blessing, but destroyers of the planet. Global warming is the perfect excuse to do what I always wanted to do: destroy Christianity, the family and freedom.

Friday, July 18, 2008

Destroying America again

I'm trying to destroy American society as we know it by turning our society and culture upside-down. I want to bring each and every one of us to our knees so that when we have nothing else to turn to, when you cannot even make your way to your place of employment without paying more than you earn or being forced to walk, when you cannot own property due to an extremely radicalized tax system that forces everyone to depend on government for existence, when you have no hope left ... the I am there to save you. Only through liberalism will we all be lifted up again out of our pathetic existence, and after everything I have done we will be grateful.

Thursday, July 17, 2008

I'm just so insanely powerful

I did away with the draft and opted for an all-volunteer military leaving us without a military to defend the nation.

I've become an appeaser searching for peace at any price in a world full of horrors which I seem to be blind to. I'm worrying about what the world will think about us as the world destroys us.

Than again, its me, not the world who is bent on destroying this nation. Despite several recent years with a Republican House and Congress, I've stopped the drilling for oil in Alaska, in the Bering Sea, in the Gulf of Mexico, off the coast of California and off the coast of Florida - listing the Gulf of Mexico and coastal Florida as unique geographical places makes the area I've prevented drilling in seem bigger. Same thing goes for Alaska and the Bering Sea.

I create laws and programs that take away our freedom, then make the country pay for them with higher taxes - somehow I've done this despite the Bush tax cuts which are still fully in effect. I look down at the average Joe and Joan and pretend to champion the cause of poor and middle-class America while being a holier-than-thou ivory tower elitist.

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

How I cleverly am able to eliminate conservatives from the dialogue while being wrong myself

I argue from emotion. The angrier I get, the more I realize my position has no merit. When I realize my argument has lost, I pull out my trump card and accuse all who disagree with me of being racist, bigoted, biased, sexist, hate-filled, homophobic or just plain idiotic. I am convinced we liberals are the smartest people in the world and am truly insulted when a mere conservative dares to proffer an opposing view. I do this to marginalize conservatives and remove them from the debate arena.

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Making way for 144,000 virgin Jews males

I'm causing wildfires and earthquakes in California. The links between Bible prophecy, current events, natural disasters, and political trends are becoming almost impossible to ignore. It's becoming obvious that a drama of "truly Biblical proportions" is playing out before our very eyes.

However, a return to traditional farming methods may reverse the trends.

Monday, July 14, 2008

Woe is me

Seldom am I truly happy with anything. Nothing ever functions as it should and everything is in need of a constant makeover or intense psychoanalysis. I'm either in a state of constant despair or clinical depression as I survey my own life and the world around me. To me, America is forever going to hell in a hand basket.

If we’re winning a war, I want us to leave before we’ve won. If we’re losing a war, I say we should have never been involved in the first place.

I fight against the pledge of allegiance in the classroom because to some traditions, it might be discriminatory.

Discussing social reform with me is problematic. Regarding race and American society, I tend to argue with emotion rather than reasoning with logic. If you disagree with me you risk being labeled as self-righteous, a racist or a bigot.

My mantra is always “the sky is falling.” My message of hope is hoping we believe that America is in a serious state of decline and then hoping we will only rely on my solutions to fix it.

Friday, July 11, 2008

Bush is getting back at me by being a horrid president

President Bush's "mishandling" of the war is a form of retaliation for my mockery of him. Had I trusted him and his advisors in the beginning, the Middle East would now have a healthy respect for America.

Here's what I've achieved for the country. I made a joke of the White House, long before President Bush came along. I've caused us to lose faith and pride in our country. I've handed otherwise insignificant countries (who receive billions in aid from us) the power to push us around. I've made us appear weak and apathetic in the eyes of those who dislike and/or fear our freedom.

If you don't vote for me, I'll no longer have the power to prevent our leaders from doing what's best for the American people.

Thursday, July 10, 2008

I believe apologizing for the KKK is not a topic for polite conversation

I feverishly believe that the KKK was inherently evil. My totalitarian stance is that that some books, topics, and even words, should be banned from public view or even from private discussion. The difference between conservatives and me is that conservatives lose elections.

Wednesday, July 9, 2008

I may as well give up the ruse now that he's finally dead

Suing Big Tobacco and launching anti-smoking campaigns was purely a political move aimed at one man, Jessie Helms.

Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Total control the way to go!

I want to regulate just about everything: where you live, what fuels you use, what car you drive, whether you can drive or be forced to use government mass transit, where you send your kids to school, what doctor you see, and even to what extent you express your approval or disapproval of others' lifestyles.

Monday, July 7, 2008

Up in smoke

I support the consumption of arugula even though Michelle Malkin has warned me the leafy green causes global warming. I also support the consumption of marijuana, Ecstasy, cocaine, opium and methamphetamine without pausing to consider the environmental harm I'm causing by encouraging folks to use recreational drugs .

Friday, July 4, 2008

The cars, the damn cars!

I'm a tool the super-rich environmentalists who scarcely conceal their contempt for their fellow humans and won’t be happy until every automobile is driven from America’s roads and highways.

Thursday, July 3, 2008

Bring back feudalism!

When someone like me calls on young Americans to volunteer for 17 weeks during high school and college, it's tantamount to serfdom. But apparently not so when conservatives call for two years or a lifetime.

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

WALL-E is a brilliant exposure of my flaws

My vision of the future is government married to business in the interest of providing not only “the pursuit of happiness” but happiness itself, thus creating gluttonous citizens dependent on the government to sustain their lives. My well-intended desire to lift people out of despair ultimately ends with a man who believes himself entitled to everything for little or nothing.

Tuesday, July 1, 2008

I will destroy America

I'm motivated and guided by elitism and have a total disregard for reality and history.

If only the Constitution wasn’t in the way I could stop the dissent of angry white men upset at losing power but unknowingly needing my guidance and direction to live a “fulfilled” life.

I want to decide what car you drive, how often you can run your air conditioner, what foods you can eat, how many children you can have, what religion you can be, what stores you can shop in, and what radio stations you can listen to.