Monday, July 28, 2008

What to do about these vehicles cramping my agenda

My attacks on the Hummer, Pickup, RV and SUV are excellent examples of my desire for uniform mediocrity in the populace.

In my model, anything that reinforces excellence, individuality or productivity is counter productive.

I brand RV owners as slugs because they don't kiss my rear-end. I hate SUVs because they provide a way for owners to avoid crap grade Socialist public transportation.


OpenID friscophoto said...

Nothing like buying mass produced crap to call yourself an individual. Sure, 50,000 other people own the exact SUV, but they don't count.

If you had your way, people would have to actually be individual, and prove it through their behavior, instead of shopping!

August 8, 2008 8:00 PM  

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