Thursday, June 19, 2008

Why I'm voting a straight Democratic ticket

  • Because I believe that the best strategy in war is defeat.
  • Because I believe that if I don't have enough money, the solution is for the government to take more of my money.
  • Because I believe that the ideal family is two homosexual bonobos, a goat and a parrot raising a human baby.
  • Because our enemies on the battlefield deserve comfy hotel rooms, Pay-Per-View, prostitutes.
  • Because I care about the real victims of crime - criminals.
  • Because everyone deserves crappy healthcare.
  • Most of all, I'm voting Democrat because I like the ideas they have over in France, but I don't feel like moving there.


Blogger Major Bob said...

Ok, I think I've got you all (or at least partially) wrong.


July 14, 2008 7:20 PM  

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