Watch out!

I'm so dangerously liberal, the French arrested me!

I Don’t Need No Stinking Principles!

I never got tired of telling us how much George Bush was despised by those in other countries, although when asked to name those countries, I never gave a response. But now that the shoe is on the other foot, I refuse to een wonder how much non-Muslim nations trust our current president.

If I didn't have double standards, I wouldn't have any standards at all!

If I understood cap and trade

If someone try to explain cap and trade and its probable negative effects and I actually understood it, I'd probably still support it, because anyone who questions me is a fool or a maniac or perhaps both and also because we are a piggish nation and deserve to suffer.

I'm an obnoxiously droning locust dinning our ears and minds with insufferable, pride-bloated protestations of the intellectual superiority of Democra

I make a religion of politics and gods of politicians.

Obama's approval index is at 0, eventually the bottom will drop out of the media charade

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I LOVE to look to Europe – the font of Marxism, fascism, and socialism - as the inspiration of what I want to do to America. The tea parties are burning like a flame that is just waiting for the oxygen to explode into an inferno that will consume me and my failed ideas like dried-up tinder.

Your reasoning is beyond my reach, and I can't feign it

I observe tragedy, conclude that it is unjust, and then demand a law prohibiting that particular injustice. Accordingly, we should not be surprised to find that people with no skills are very poor. Impoverished, even.

I let's Blacks Panthers go free

I'm supporting the destruction of the United States by ignoring and defending an obvious and flagrant display to annihilate as much as possible as fast as possible this once proud country.

I'm going to make paying for MRIs and CAT scans illegal

I plan to cut diagnostic imaging tests like MRIs and CAT scans. And you will not be able to bypass their rulings and pay for this care yourself. The rules laid down must be followed and private payments will not be permitted to override them.

I hate any kind of individualism

I object to your having your own house and a backyard.

Americans are living too long to suit me

Most human life has no intrinsic value to me. Correct spelling of Schaivo's name. Keep to post later today or Sunday.

Everybody hates me 'cuz I don't believe in God

What primarily seems to motivate me isn't rationalism but anger the Bible contains apparent contradictions.

This question drives conservatives crazy

What has happened to my instinct for survival? How can I fail to understand that by undermining my country's traditions and defenses I threaten not only the liberty and security of Americans in general but of myself in particular?

Nobodybut me is allowed to hate anything

My anger becomes more pressurized, hotter, steamier, ripe, rancid, sweating, oozing.

I hope Rush Limbaugh's kidneys fail

Imagine if a comedian "joked" that Obama was a terrorist who was guilty of treason and should be tortured and allowed to die. Just imagine!

Why I disgust conservatives

I'm the type of fungus that turns oppositional politics into a pathetic grade school food fight.

Nasty!

The closer the Democrats get to total power, the nastier I have become. Because the ruling Democrats have tilted too far left, I'm out on a mission of distraction, trying to prove that everyone else is too far to the right.

I have a pretty permissive attitude tward honor killings

More than my crackdown on Christianity and freedom of speech, the true danger to the America we have known is my openness to sharia (Islamic) law.

Intellectual freedom is more important than protecting children from rape

My mission to promote intellectual freedom almost always trumps my responsibility to protect children from pedophiles.

The conservative waited until I paused my rant and asked me a question which stopped me in my tracks

Virtually every conservative is able to find at least one, usually more than one, glaring contradiction in logic on my part.

Why I hate a beautiful, accomplished, smart woman with strong convictions, a deep belief in Jesus, and a happy family who loves her

Because she reminds me of the major deficiencies in my own life and I'm worried that if compared to her by others, I won't measure up. Just looking at her makes me feel insignificant, threatened and insecure, so of course, she must be brought DOWN. Like a rabid dog.

Why I don't react to Obama's grandiose plans by quoting the world's great creative spirits, including Dante, Swift, and Twain

My love of power explains why I don't react to Obama's grandiose plans by quoting the world's great creative spirits, including Dante, Swift, and Twain.

I don't want you to have most freedoms

I only care about the "freedom" to do whatever I want to whoever I want in the bedroom. Once you step outside the bedroom, most every aspect of your life should be subject to the iron hand of the progressive state. In particular, I don't want to allow the freedom to own jet-skis or allow public school students to read 1984 or Brave New World.

How I killed the western

The western has faded in popularity because I do not like to make them and do not understand how to make good ones.

Can't wake up!

Until I wake up to what the Protocols of Zion refer to as "the true nature of things," I will continue to embrace my own destruction and that of Western civilization. An occult movement is behind the "Enlightenment, "revolution," "secularism" and "modernity." It is behind socialism, feminism, zionism, communism and fascism.

Cop killers ... meh

When animals with mile-long rap sheets and multiple arrests kill a cop, I won't even look up from my copy of Rolling Stone, much less formulate an opinion on it.

Agent provocateur

I'm planning to infiltrate teapartes to try to create the impression that they are "fringe" groups and are some sort of "racial" undertakings.